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EXTREEEEEEEME!!! [Jul. 5th, 2006|09:50 am]
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This weekend I went down to Kingston to my parent's cottage. Nearby there is an abandoned cottage. It looks like this!




My brother and I had explored it before, because it's so accessible (it's right on the water). It's pretty cool inside: there's an old cast-iron tub that has fallen from the top floor down to the basement, with a hole in the floor each story down. HOWEVER, on the same island, there is a bigger house, equally abandoned. We had heard that it was a model cottage, built to attract investors that never came, and we decided to FIND OUT MORE. Two years ago we tried to reach it on foot, but it was impossible - the brush is too high up, and it's about a kilometer away. This weekend we decided to attack by boat. We'd hoped that its relative inaccessibility might mean it's a bit better preserved.

Unfortunately, the water is too shallow to get close, and the house itself is surrounded by tough land on all sides but the front, where there's a bog, left over from what at one point must have been a very pretty bay. Motorboats are out, but so too is canoeing there, as the winds were high and it'd be a day trip at least. We decided to COMBINE the two: motorboat over, while dragging the canoe behind us on a toewire.

After a few tries (including one in which Victor got soaked) we discovered the only way the canoe would be even minimally stable was with a live ballast: someone IN the canoe to shift their weight as appropriate to prevent capsizing, and to bail when the water got too high. Canoes were not meant for motorboat speeds but we were going to try. It took us about 30 minutes to get there.



It was pretty awesome once we got up to speed! As the canoe got faster, the nose would rise up on a wave, and then come smashing down - the nose almost going underwater. Since the boat wasn't going to slow down, and the rope wasn't going to break, the canoe went as fast with the nose in the water as out of it. Sometimes the nose caught, and the canoe tried to pull away. The end result was that I look TOTALLY EXTREME!!!







It was very pretty.



Also: extreme!



When we got there and stopped for lunch, the sudden slowdown caused the tail of the canoe to dip underwater, and despite some frantic bailing, the canoe soon capsized.



Good times! What's below is pictures of the house, which it turns out was a functioning farm at one point: there was also a stable, a wagon (long since decayed except for a few planks and the metal wheels), and a barn with cow stables and a few dessicated cow poops. I can't imagine the story behind it but the next time I go back I'm going to talk to my parents' friends and try to find out!

Approaching, you can see the house in the distance:




Half of the basement wall had capsized, so you could see inside. The was an old boiler down there:


Perhaps the remains of a flower garden? There were huge raspberry bushes all around also.






This would have been hidden behind the walls. I think it says "Stairs North" (?) but I'm not certain. I love the flourish on "Stairs", though.














My brother Victor took all these pictures.
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[User Picture]From: drewmg
2006-07-05 01:55 pm (UTC)

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awesome. this is the raddest post since march, at least.
From: neonfoxtongue
2006-07-05 02:01 pm (UTC)

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Extreeeeemely cool! Just goes to show how NATURE cannot be STOPPED.

Also, you are awesome and smart for wearing a life preserver. Way to set a good example, Ryan!

[User Picture]From: didds
2006-07-05 02:03 pm (UTC)

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I was thinking the same thing about the life jacket
[User Picture]From: didds
2006-07-05 02:02 pm (UTC)

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that's pretty scary and awesome. I'd be afraid to fall through the floor.
[User Picture]From: qwantz
2006-07-05 02:16 pm (UTC)

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Oh, we didn't actually go in, just poked our heads in and stuff - seeing how there was no actually support in the basement, we were a bit wary to try our luck!
[User Picture]From: wondershot
2006-07-05 02:03 pm (UTC)

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Sweet-O. I especially like the radical canoeing pictures.
[User Picture]From: mr_rakshasa
2006-07-05 02:04 pm (UTC)

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That is really quite cool. As a paleography ... guy ... I can say it's either "north" or "nord", for what difference it makes, on the stairs. At least as far as I can tell.
[User Picture]From: thermoplyae
2006-07-05 09:42 pm (UTC)

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I'd go on to verify these. It's also worth noting that 'nord' seems more reasonable than usual because it follows 'stairs' -- 'nord stairs' would sound even less French than 'stairs nord', but 'stairs - north' sounds fairly normal in English. Like you're splitting up the house and giving it names. Which is exactly what's going on here!

But my guess is 'north' since why would you mix French and English?

Maybe if you were Canadian?
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[User Picture]From: goraina
2006-07-05 02:05 pm (UTC)

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sooooooo coooooool.......

that's the kind of thing i would've given an arm to do as a kid. now, of course, i'm looking at these and thinking, Ryan! Be Careful! Watch Out For Ticks! Don't Fall Through the Flooring!

:)

the pictures came out great. i wonder if someone will ever buy this property?
[User Picture]From: qwantz
2006-07-05 02:18 pm (UTC)

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It's sat abandoned for over 50 years! We did find evidence of the barn being electrical, so it can't be THAT old, but it's still been there for a while.

We didn't actually go into any of the structures - the most I did was one foot in the house to peek around the corner to look at the kitchen. I was tempted to poke around in the barn, but then we saw how there were metal supports in all the places but one, and thought, well, maybe not. It would be a dumb way to go!
[User Picture]From: erekrose
2006-07-05 02:08 pm (UTC)

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I love the sudden interlude of pretty in the midst of all the extreme!
From: fryboy
2006-07-05 10:43 pm (UTC)

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exprettytreme!
[User Picture]From: crackmasterc
2006-07-05 02:23 pm (UTC)

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Awesome, yet sad at the same time. Abandoned things always remind me of how fragile humanity is.
[User Picture]From: lunchbreak_pat
2006-07-05 02:29 pm (UTC)

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You should name your first child "Stairs North."
[User Picture]From: jeffreycwells
2006-07-05 02:35 pm (UTC)

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EXTREME CHILD-NAMING!!!
[User Picture]From: llamarines
2006-07-05 03:07 pm (UTC)

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WOAH! It's like extreme urban exploring, but in the countryside!

W-what could that possibly be?
[User Picture]From: whatsupdog
2006-07-05 09:16 pm (UTC)

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Perhaps urban exfiltration?
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[User Picture]From: ldy
2006-07-05 03:13 pm (UTC)

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EXTREME! Also, BEAUTIFUL!

And that's you! I'd never seen you before! Now if I were to see you on the street, I could go "Hey! You! Dinosaur Guy! Quanzwaitryan yes, Ryan! EXTREME!"

And then I'd probably run away from embarassment. EXTREME EMBARASSMENT.

And how difficult must it be to build a house/farm on an ISLAND? Did they boat the cows over? Replace Ryan in the canoe with A Large Cow (also wearing a lifevest) and that's even EXTREMERER.
[User Picture]From: finkenstein
2006-07-05 03:17 pm (UTC)

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oh man!! I love exploring abandoned places!!!! JEALOUSY!!
[User Picture]From: ayame117
2006-07-05 03:48 pm (UTC)

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All this being said, you should buy it and live like Thoreau...
From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-08 08:50 am (UTC)

Thoreau != Rousseau

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Haha! I had complete brain failure reading that and thought you were talking about Rousseau the crazy-Babylon-5-French-madam in Lost. Which would also be a pretty cool way to live, I'm thinking.

"Hey Hurley! How's it going, dude? Help yourself to batteries. They're over there, behind the guy on my torture rack. Watch out for the Others, it's like a jungle out there!"

Also: please excuse my anonymity, I'm a random guy here via the comic.
[User Picture]From: tobycraig
2006-07-05 04:19 pm (UTC)

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extreme indeed! very awesome!
[User Picture]From: music_slut
2006-07-05 04:47 pm (UTC)

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I was going to ask, but you answered it for me at the very end of the post! I was thinking to myself "some of these photos are nicely composed (especially that one of the oven) for a dude that couldn't draw his way out of a paper bag!"

(i am only kidding, i am sure you could draw your way out of a paper bag)
[User Picture]From: cail
2006-07-07 03:08 pm (UTC)

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It is important to note that if you ever find yourself trapped inside a paper bag, you should IMMEDIATELY CEASE ALL DRAWING. Your best chances for getting out are to try:
a) punches
b) kickses
or c)vigorous high fives onto the side of the paper bag.
Attempting to draw in a situation like this is only for the EXTREMELY EXTREME.
[User Picture]From: tony_cliff
2006-07-05 05:10 pm (UTC)

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Wow, that's awesome. It reminds me of going 'sploring as a small boy. Clearly, though, what you are in need of is PAINTBALL GUNS. True? True.
[User Picture]From: blackxmage
2006-07-05 05:28 pm (UTC)

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Pretty and Extreme is a potent combination.
[User Picture]From: allenec
2006-07-05 05:28 pm (UTC)

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Awesome pictures! Also good call on not actually going inside! (I approve).
[User Picture]From: blackxmage
2006-07-05 05:29 pm (UTC)

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Pretty and Extreme is a potent combination.
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[User Picture]From: qwantz
2006-07-10 12:45 pm (UTC)

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It is the prettiest! But I think it has a few holes...
[User Picture]From: melena
2006-07-05 06:10 pm (UTC)

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now i want to try some EXTREME canoe-riding. especially since i hate paddling. what a great compromise!
From: oboreruhito
2006-07-05 08:43 pm (UTC)

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Ok next you should put wheels on the canoe and continue on land being towed by an ATV or car

and if it's a car it should be a 1967 Shelby Mustang and it must involve a jump ramp and explosions
[User Picture]From: evin
2006-07-05 09:01 pm (UTC)

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Ryan North: Total Jungle Explorer
[User Picture]From: justexquisite
2006-07-05 11:01 pm (UTC)

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what is it with places getting completely destroyed when people don't live there anymore? is our spring cleaning the only thing holding our houses together?
[User Picture]From: qwantz
2006-07-10 12:45 pm (UTC)

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That and hope for a better tomorrow!
[User Picture]From: residentrachel
2006-07-06 04:26 am (UTC)

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That's amazing!!!! I love abandoned stuff!
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