Ryan ([info]qwantz) wrote,
@ 2005-03-26 17:08:00
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totally just invented the best format for music EVER
Here is the Ghostbusters theme song in list format.

  • Things I ain't afraid of:
    • no ghost

  • Strange things in the neighbourhood (partial list):
    • seeing things running through head
    • invisible man sleeping in bed

  • Things that make me feel good:
    • bustin'

  • Who you gonna call:
    • Ghostbusters
    • I can't hear you
    • Louder




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[info]qwantz
2005-03-26 02:17 pm UTC (link)

Back in Time (Back to the Future theme song):


  • Is this:
    • the 50s?
    • 1999?

  • All I wanted to do:
    • play my guitar
    • sing

  • Don't:
    • bet your future on the roll of a dice
    • be late again

  • Do:
    • remember lightning never strikes twice

  • Gotta get:
    • back in time
    • back, Marty

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[info]skilledbastard
2005-03-26 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Concise and loses none of the song's meaning.
Truly the best format. Kudos.
-Vincenzo

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(no subject) - [info]qwantz, 2005-03-26 02:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loserface, 2005-03-26 02:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qwantz, 2005-03-26 02:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loserface, 2005-03-26 02:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dryponder, 2005-03-26 03:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hired_penguin, 2005-03-26 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lost1, 2005-03-27 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hired_penguin, 2005-03-27 08:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lost1, 2005-03-27 11:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]matchboxforever, 2005-03-27 03:34 pm UTC
Fabulous! I propose the formatting henceforth be known as "quantzing" - [info]neroli, 2005-03-27 04:42 pm UTC
or, rather, QWANTZING - [info]neroli, 2005-03-27 04:44 pm UTC
Re: or, rather, QWANTZING - [info]qwantz, 2005-03-29 02:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sexycorina, 2007-01-04 09:39 am UTC
Rip that mainframe, I'll explain.
[info]untoward
2005-03-26 02:36 pm UTC (link)
places in which one is insane:
- the membrane.
- the brain.

don't:
- try it
- make me wreck shit hectic

(things which go) in the frying pan:
- that ham
- spam

I:
--feel:
- like the son of sam

--don't:
- fuck with the big 4-0

--am:
- thinking
- out in the nine duce 'cad
- the pirate pilot

--will:
- jack your ass like a looter in a riot
- explain
- hit that bong and break ya off some

--gotta:
- maintain
- get my props

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Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain.
[info]qwantz
2005-03-26 02:38 pm UTC (link)
Awesome!

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Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]untoward, 2005-03-26 02:41 pm UTC
a good kid to have in your corner - [info]qwantz, 2005-03-26 02:47 pm UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]redknot, 2005-03-26 03:13 pm UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]qwantz, 2005-03-26 02:46 pm UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]mentalmakeup, 2005-03-26 02:47 pm UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]mentalmakeup, 2005-03-26 02:48 pm UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]untoward, 2005-03-26 03:03 pm UTC
This one ends up being really sad. - [info]qwantz, 2005-03-26 03:06 pm UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]jholloway, 2005-03-29 02:08 am UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]mentalmakeup, 2005-03-29 04:16 am UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - (Anonymous), 2005-04-01 03:37 pm UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]lucymoore, 2005-03-27 05:55 pm UTC
Re: Rip that mainframe, I'll explain. - [info]bodhiseeds80, 2005-04-06 10:51 am UTC
regarding istanbul
[info]qwantz
2005-03-26 02:40 pm UTC (link)

  • Istanbul:
    • not Constantinople
    • a Turkish delight on a moonlit night

  • Every girl in Istanbul:
    • lives in Istanbul
    • does not live in Constantinople

  • Old New York:
    • once New Amsterdam
    • unsure why it was changed -> popular?

  • Constantinople:
    • long time gone
    • got the works

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Re: regarding istanbul
[info]czircon
2005-03-26 02:47 pm UTC (link)
  • People whose business it is:
    • the Turks

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Re: regarding istanbul - [info]milliejupiter, 2005-03-27 01:24 pm UTC
Re: regarding istanbul - [info]gruyere, 2005-03-27 01:30 pm UTC
Re: regarding istanbul - [info]brazenbells, 2005-06-23 02:52 pm UTC
curse you and your bullet point fu! - [info]redknot, 2005-03-26 03:11 pm UTC
Re: curse you and your bullet point fu! - [info]qwantz, 2005-03-26 03:13 pm UTC
Re: curse you and your bullet point fu! - [info]offensive_mango, 2005-03-26 05:08 pm UTC
Re: curse you and your bullet point fu! - [info]ladykutenay, 2005-03-26 05:23 pm UTC
Re: curse you and your bullet point fu! - [info]redknot, 2005-03-26 07:01 pm UTC
Re: curse you and your bullet point fu! - [info]glidingflight, 2007-02-12 11:10 pm UTC
Re: regarding istanbul - [info]fuvenusrs, 2005-03-27 05:57 pm UTC
Re: regarding istanbul - [info]sylver_spydr, 2005-03-30 08:29 am UTC
Re: regarding istanbul - [info]fuvenusrs, 2005-03-30 11:53 pm UTC
Re: regarding istanbul - [info]sylver_spydr, 2005-03-30 08:29 am UTC
Re: regarding istanbul - [info]nikapo, 2005-06-09 11:39 pm UTC
Ambient Volume is Too High - [info]nikapo, 2005-06-10 12:11 am UTC
Re: Ambient Volume is Too High - [info]invaderluca, 2008-07-16 04:06 pm UTC

[info]nickmurdoch
2005-03-26 02:45 pm UTC (link)
This is the first time to my recollection that I've seen a double-indented list on my Livejournal friends page. Congratulations, my friend!

Also hi, welcome to my journal and the madness within, etc.

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[info]subbes
2005-03-26 03:05 pm UTC (link)

  • Girl from high school
    • Neither too simple nor too kind
    • New Wave fan
    • Since changed -> another kind

  • Thinks she's Edith Head
    • Or Helen Gurley Brown
    • Or other cultural figure (little-known)

  • Ways to know she's not
    • Accent in her speech she didn't have growing up

  • Recent Interactions
    • Christmas
    • Reflection in window
    • Talking to herself

      • Neither too simple nor too kind
      • Complicated
      • Stuck in my mind

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[info]qwantz
2005-03-26 03:13 pm UTC (link)
Sweet! I don't think I've heard this song - what is it?

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(no subject) - [info]untoward, 2005-03-26 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]subbes, 2005-03-26 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]untoward, 2005-03-26 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vincentbondy, 2005-03-26 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]uberuberhip, 2005-03-28 04:46 pm UTC
This is a dangerous level of fun
[info]peddles
2005-03-26 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Contents of desert (initial):
*Plants
*Birds
*Rocks
*Things
*Sand
*Hills
*Rings

Observations - Day 1:
*Fly (w/ buzz)
*Sky (w/o clouds)

Name of Horse:
*(unknown)

Advantages of desert:
*Out of rain
*Can remember name
*No pain

Observations - Day 2:
*Skin discolouration (red)

Observations - Day 3:
*Riverbed (dry) (dead?)

Observations - Day 9:
*Reached border desert/sea
*Released horse
*Presence of +Plants
+Birds
+Rocks
+Things
+Sand
+Hills
+Rings confirmed
*Correlation of desert/sea noted (subterranean population of latter)
*Cities contain: +Heart of ground
+No love

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Re: This is a dangerous level of fun
[info]samantha_vimes
2005-03-26 09:23 pm UTC (link)
LOL!

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Re: This is a dangerous level of fun - [info]puffpastry, 2005-03-27 04:10 pm UTC
*dies* - [info]laurenmitchell, 2005-03-27 07:05 pm UTC
Re: This is a dangerous level of fun - [info]latitude11, 2005-03-29 03:26 am UTC
Re: This is a dangerous level of fun - (Anonymous), 2005-06-19 05:43 pm UTC
another brick in the wall (parts one through three (inclusive))
[info]czircon
2005-03-26 03:18 pm UTC (link)
  • Things across which Daddy has flown:
    • the ocean

  • Things which Daddy has left behind for me:
    • a memory
    • unknown

  • Things which we don't need:
    • no education
    • no thought control
    • no dark sarcasm in the classroom

  • Conditions in which teachers are requested to leave them/us kids:
    • alone

  • Things the having of which is dependent upon the eating of meat:
    • pudding

  • Things which I don't need:
    • no arms around me
    • no drugs to calm me
    • anything at all

  • Things which I have seen:
    • the writing on the wall

  • Things which, all in all, are or were just bricks in the wall:
    • it
    • you

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Re: another brick in the wall (parts one through three (inclusive))
(Anonymous)
2005-03-27 02:00 pm UTC (link)
WRONG! DO IT AGAIN!

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Re: another brick in the wall (parts one through three (inclusive)) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-27 04:26 pm UTC
Re: another brick in the wall (parts one through three (inclusive)) - [info]czircon, 2005-03-27 04:28 pm UTC
Re: another brick in the wall (parts one through three (inclusive)) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-27 04:32 pm UTC
Things which Daddy has left behind for me, addendum: - (Anonymous), 2005-03-27 06:28 pm UTC
Re: Things which Daddy has left behind for me, addendum: - [info]czircon, 2005-03-27 06:30 pm UTC
Re: another brick in the wall (parts one through three (inclusive)) - [info]bigtimes, 2005-03-30 09:41 am UTC
Domo arigato
[info]music_slut
2005-03-26 03:21 pm UTC (link)
  • The problem:
    • too much technology
  • Machines:
    • save our lives
    • dehumanize
  • I am:
    • just a man
    • the modern man
    • Kilroy!
  • I am not:
    • a robot without emotions
    • what you see
    • a hero
    • a saviour
  • I've got:
    • a secret
    • a human heart
    • boiling blood
    • an IBM brain
  • I need:
    • someone
    • somewhere to hide
    • control
  • I want:
    • to thank you [Mr. Roboto]

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Re: Domo arigato
[info]dryponder
2005-03-26 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Good one, dude.

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Re: Domo arigato - [info]qwantz, 2005-03-26 06:06 pm UTC
Re: Domo arigato - [info]fudebusho, 2005-03-28 07:33 am UTC
Re: Domo arigato - [info]mellifera, 2005-06-09 03:17 pm UTC
Re: Domo arigato - (Anonymous), 2006-05-11 12:44 pm UTC

[info]rockingharder
2005-03-26 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Do you believe:
*In magic in a young girl's heart
**How the music can free her whenever it starts
*Like I believe
*In magic
*Believer

It's magic:
*If the music is groovy
*It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie

Magic will:
*Free your soul
**But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll
*Cue an indefatigable smile, then progress to inexplicable foot-tapping

If you believe in magic:
*Don't bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
*Just go and listen
*Come along with me

We'll dance:
*Until morning 'til there's just you and me
*Tomorrow, sort of late at night

You'll see:
*How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

Believe:
*In the magic of a young girl's soul
*In the magic of rock and roll
*In the magic that can set you free

Talking 'bout:
*Magic

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[info]testiculata
2005-03-26 04:37 pm UTC (link)
That song lends itself particularly well to the list form, I see - you can just read it out and the song forms in your head. Magic. Ooh - see, I do believe!

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Robin Hood - [info]neilmonk, 2005-05-09 08:16 am UTC
Re: Robin Hood - [info]rockingharder, 2005-05-09 03:44 pm UTC
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[info]peddles
2005-03-26 03:26 pm UTC (link)
How do you get it to do those solid and outline circles, with the proper indentation?

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[info]subbes
2005-03-26 05:30 pm UTC (link)
http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_lists.asp

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(no subject) - [info]wykah, 2005-03-27 04:40 pm UTC
And the heuristical answer is.. - (Anonymous), 2005-03-29 05:43 am UTC
Re: And the heuristical answer is.. - [info]peddles, 2005-04-20 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hannahuqogi, 2008-07-16 12:26 am UTC
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[info]newagesoldier
2005-03-26 03:27 pm UTC (link)

  • I've
    • Paid my dues
    • Done my sentence
    • Had my share of sand kicked in my face

  • Bad mistakes
    • I've made a few

  • It's been no
    • Bed of roses
    • Pleasure cruise

  • We
    • Are the champions
    • 'll keep on fighting til the end

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addenda
[info]glidingflight
2005-03-27 08:04 pm UTC (link)
I've:
_committed no crime

No time for:
_losing

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Further addenda - [info]regault, 2005-03-29 09:21 pm UTC
Bohemian Rhapsody! - (Anonymous), 2005-03-28 08:03 am UTC
Re: Bohemian Rhapsody! - [info]opaleyes, 2005-03-29 09:18 pm UTC
Re: Bohemian Rhapsody! - [info]race_carrigan, 2005-03-30 01:16 pm UTC

[info]the_thriller
2005-03-26 03:29 pm UTC (link)
*Things I’m Going To Do:
-Fight “’em” off.
- Serve “it” to you (if I catch it coming back my way).
- Go to Wichita (far from this opera, for evermore)
- Work the straw (to the point of making sweat drip out of every pore)
- Sing no more when the words bleed from me


*Things I’m currently doing:
-Talking to myself at night (do to the fact that I can’t forget)
-Bleeding and bleeding and bleeding before the lord

*What I am told from various inanimate objects:
-Leave it alone (message from eyes)
- Find a home (feeling from bones)
- Go back home (told by the stains coming from my blood)

*People who know about it:
- Everyone
- Queen of England
- Hounds of hell

*Things that can’t hold me back:
- Seven Nation Army

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[info]tilga
2005-03-29 05:26 pm UTC (link)
yay for the White Stripes.

good one, btw.

;)

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(no subject) - [info]nogoodusernames, 2005-03-30 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlytoque, 2005-10-30 09:06 am UTC
Annie Waits [Ben Folds]
[info]subbes
2005-03-26 03:34 pm UTC (link)

  • Annie
    • waits
      • for a call
        • from a friend
      • for the last time
      • but not for me
    • growing old
    • sees her dreams
      • friday bingo
      • pigeons in the park
    • says

      • You see, this is why I'd rather be alone

  • Clock
    • never stops
    • never waits

  • He
    • Forgot
      • Maybe not
    • maybe seriously hurt -> worse?

  • Headlights
    • crest the hill
    • pass her by -> out of sight

  • One for evermore?
    • I could be (if)
      • old
      • still lonely

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Re: Annie Waits [Ben Folds]
[info]jwithington
2005-03-26 06:46 pm UTC (link)
i adore this song.

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Re: Annie Waits [Ben Folds] - [info]weiterate, 2005-03-27 11:03 pm UTC

[info]rockingharder
2005-03-26 03:39 pm UTC (link)
This speech:
*Is my recital

I think:
*It’s very vital
**To rock a rhyme
**That’s right on time

Things that are tricky:
*To rock a rhyme
**That’s right on time

Girls:
*Little one
**Hair is kinda curly
*Really sleazy
* Just say “Please me” or, “Spend some time and rock a rhyme”
**My response
***“It’s not that easy”
*Be cryin’
**’Cause I’m on TV
*Bother my poor father
**’Cause he’s down with me

In New York:
*We can’t hide
**Tinted windows don’t mean nothin’
***They know who’s inside

Things people do:
*Talk
*Try to make us rhyme
*Really hawk
**We just walk
***We have no time
*Take up mostly all of my time
*Naggin’
**They think I’m a star
*Tearin’ what I’m wearin’
*Goin’ too far
*Assume we are thugs
**We are not
*Offer coke and lots of dope
**We just leave it alone

Carol:
*Follows Daryll
**Every gig we play
**Was dismissed and dissed by D
*Is currently jockin’ Jay

It’s like:
*That y’all, but we don’t quit

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[info]zole
2005-03-26 04:54 pm UTC (link)

  • Things I am:


    • The king of rock
    • One def rapper
    • From around the way





  • Sucker MCs:


    • Should call me sire
    • Gotta say "please"
    • Don't make no songs like these




  • Things we are not:


    • Michael Jackson
    • The Beatles

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(no subject) - [info]rockingharder, 2005-03-26 04:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moshpitinacan, 2005-04-04 11:59 am UTC
we will rock you
[info]czircon
2005-03-26 03:50 pm UTC (link)
  • Things which, buddy, you are:
    • a boy
      • make a big noise

    • a young man
    • hard man
    • an old man
    • poor man
      • pleading with your eyes

  • Activities you are performing:
    • in the street:
      • playing
      • shouting

    • all over the place:
      • kicking your can
      • waving your banner

  • Things which you, being a big disgrace, have got on your face:
    • mud
    • blood

  • Things which you will some day do:
    • be a big man
    • take on the world
    • make you some peace

  • Places back into which somebody better put you:
    • yours

  • Things which we will rock:
    • you

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Re: we will rock you
[info]subbes
2005-03-26 04:16 pm UTC (link)
&heart;

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Re: we will rock you - [info]yonis, 2005-03-27 07:20 pm UTC
Re: we will rock you - [info]clstal, 2005-03-29 07:09 pm UTC
Re: we will rock you - [info]gh0stmeat, 2007-08-11 06:04 am UTC
joni mitchell - both sides now
[info]elsabet
2005-03-26 03:54 pm UTC (link)
  • things i've looked at from both sides:
    • clouds
      • row and floes of angel hair
      • ice cream castles in the air
      • feather canyons everywhere

        vs.

      • blocks the sun
      • rains and snows on everyone
      • gets in my way

    • love
      • moons
      • Junes
      • ferris wheels
      • the way you feel
        • dizzy
        • dancing

      • fairy tales coming real

        vs.

      • just another show
      • leave them laughing when you go
      • if you care, don't let them know

    • life
      • tears
      • fears
      • feeling proud
      • saying "i love you" right out loud
      • dreams
      • schemes
      • circus crowds

        vs.

      • old friends acting strange
      • people saying i've changed
      • something lost, something gained

  • things i recall:
    • cloud illusions
    • love illusions
    • life's illusions

  • things i really don't know at all:
    • clouds
    • love
    • life

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Re: joni mitchell - both sides now
[info]nerdpony
2005-03-27 01:13 pm UTC (link)
This one's perfect.

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Re: joni mitchell - both sides now - [info]elsabet, 2005-03-27 01:26 pm UTC
Re: joni mitchell - both sides now - [info]thirdreel, 2005-03-27 05:58 pm UTC
One
[info]skos
2005-03-26 03:56 pm UTC (link)
  • Things I am incapable of doing
    • Remembering anything
    • Determining if this is true or dream
    • Screaming (stopped by terrible silence)
    • Seeing that there is not much left of me
    • Looking forward to reveal
    • Living
    • Dying
  • Things I am capable of doing
    • Mandatory
      • Feeling the life that is pumped in
      • Being, due to the machines to which I am tied
    • Voluntary
      • Wishing for death
      • Seeing absolute horror
      • Requesting to be taken by God
  • Things that are real
    • Pain (now)
    • Being back in the womb
  • Places I am incarcerated
    • Darkness
    • In myself
    • My body
  • Things a landmine has taken from me
    • My sight
    • My speech
    • My hearing
    • My arms
    • My legs
    • My soul
  • Things a landmine has left me with
    • Life in hell
  • What I am
    • One

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Re: One
[info]sophrosyne19
2005-03-27 10:15 am UTC (link)
ha! I scrolled down, saw only the title and was like, "Oh cool, he did a U2 song... hmm, that's kinda random."

Nice work.

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Re: One - [info]skos, 2005-03-27 10:44 am UTC
hee - [info]sophrosyne19, 2005-03-27 02:40 pm UTC
Re: One - [info]_hiddenwolf_, 2005-03-27 01:37 pm UTC
Re: One - [info]skos, 2005-03-27 05:34 pm UTC
Queen songs work out really well for this.
[info]rockingharder
2005-03-26 03:57 pm UTC (link)
She has:
*Her Moet et Chandon
**In her pretty cabinet
*Caviar
*Cigarettes

She says:
*Let them eat cake
**Like Marie Antoinette

She is:
*Well-versed in etiquette
*Extraordinarily nice
*Gunpowder
*Gelatine
*Dynamite
**With a laserbeam
*Recommended at the price
*Insatiable
*As willing as the drop of a hat
*Playful as a pussy cat
*All out to get you
**Only when temporarily out of gas to absolutely drive you wild
***Wild
*A killer queen

Measures taken to avoid complications:
*Never kept the same address
*Spoke just like a baroness

Guarantees:
*She will blow your mind
**Anytime

You:
*Can’t decline an invitation
**Anytime
*Wanna try

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[info]jefferyflores
2008-08-06 04:03 am UTC (link)
Killer Queen  Wellesley Widows  Along Came A Spider self   "She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Kruschev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laserbeam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Ooh, recommended at the price Insatiable in appetite Wanna try.

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(no subject) - [info]jeromeminar, 2008-08-10 10:44 pm UTC
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[info]rockingharder
2005-03-26 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Things I don’t tend to do:
*This
*Preview the remix

I am:
*Feelin’ you
*All up in your grill
*Tryina get you to a hotel
*Like so what
*Drunk
*About to have me some fun
*Feelin’ what you feelin’
*About to take my key and stick it in the ignition

You are like:
*My Lexus coup
*A football coach
**You got me playin’ the field

You:
*Gimme that toot toot
**I will respond with that beep beep
*Rollin’ that body
**Got every man in here wishin’
*Screamin’ more
**They can hear you

We:
*Are bouncin’ on 24’s
*Got food everywhere, as if the party was catered
*Got fellas to my left
**Honeys on my right
***Bring them both together
*Got junkin’ all night
*Off in this Jeep
**Foggin’ windows up
*Blastin’ the radio
**In the back of my truck
*Bouncin’ up and down
**Stroke it round and round to the remix
*Just thuggin’ it out

Chronology of events:
*The show
*The after party
*The hotel lobby
*4 am
*Clear the lobby
*Take it to the room
*Freaking somebody

Bounce:
*Bounce
**Bounce
***Bounce
****Bounce
*****Bounce
******Bounce
*******Bounce
********Bounce
*********Bounce

It is:
*The remix to ignition
*Like ‘Murder, She Wrote’

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Also...
[info]rockingharder
2005-03-26 04:59 pm UTC (link)
I am not:
*Trying to be rude

Places where privacy is:
*On the door

Reasons to have fun:
*It is the freakin' weekend

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couple others... - [info]pifcda, 2005-03-30 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cristobalsuhr, 2008-08-11 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]danterobe, 2008-08-12 11:55 am UTC
(Here via <lj user="subbes">
[info]heptadecagram
2005-03-26 04:11 pm UTC (link)
  • Moves
    • Some
  • Oh
    • Yeah

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Re: (Here via <lj user="subbes">
[info]subbes
2005-03-26 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Now do a bullet-pointed instrumental!

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Re: (Here via <lj user="subbes"> - [info]heptadecagram, 2005-03-26 04:38 pm UTC
Re: (Here via <lj user="subbes"> - [info]rosefox, 2005-03-29 07:15 am UTC
Re: (Here via <lj user="subbes"> - [info]firespray, 2005-06-10 07:15 pm UTC
metaphor for masturbation: this song
[info]nearby
2005-03-26 04:11 pm UTC (link)
  • to do:
    • crack that whip
    • give the past a slip
    • try to detect it
      • not too late


  • conditions under which you will break your momma's back:
    • stepping on a crack


  • conditions under which you must whip it:
    • when a problem comes along
    • before the cream sits out too long
    • when something's going wrong
    • when a good time turns around


  • directions in which to go:
    • straight
    • forward
    • ahead


  • if one does not whip it:
    • won't ever live it down
    • won't get their way


  • ways in which to whip it:
    • (up) into shape
    • good

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Re: metaphor for masturbation: this song
[info]gruyere
2005-03-27 01:36 pm UTC (link)
YOU WIN TEH INTERNETZ.

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Re: metaphor for masturbation: this song - (Anonymous), 2005-05-09 07:39 pm UTC
Re: metaphor for masturbation: this song - [info]gruyere, 2005-05-09 08:48 pm UTC
chorus lines work well
[info]selfcentered
2005-03-26 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Places where it is at:
  • Where I have:
    • A turntable
    • A second turntable
    • A microphone

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He is going:
  • The distance
  • For speed

Rights which must be fought for:
  • To party

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Re: chorus lines work well
[info]oh_oh_sheila
2005-03-27 09:03 am UTC (link)
i like yours.

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Re: chorus lines work well - [info]corsican, 2005-03-29 08:23 pm UTC
Re: chorus lines work well - [info]selfcentered, 2005-03-29 09:30 pm UTC
This one was too easy.
[info]rockingharder
2005-03-26 04:20 pm UTC (link)
The funk soul brother:
*Right about now
**'Bout now
*Check it out now

Negotiable lyrics:
*Double screwball?
*Lots of sumos?
*Apples/snowballs?

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Re: This one was too easy.
[info]evilzug
2005-03-28 12:40 pm UTC (link)
I lol'd

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Re: This one was too easy. - [info]nikapo, 2005-06-09 11:44 pm UTC

[info]skos
2005-03-26 04:21 pm UTC (link)
  • Jane
    • Says
      • ”I’m done with Sergio. He treats me like a ragdoll.”
      • ”I don’t owe him nothing. But if he comes back again tell him to wait right here for me or try again tomorrow.”
      • ”I’m gonna kick tomorrow.”
      • ”Have you seen my wig around? I feel naked without it.”
      • ”I’m going away to Spain when I get some money saved. I’m gonna start tomorrow.”
      • ”I’ve never been in love, no.”
      • ”I only want them if they want me.”
      • ”I only know they want me.”
    • Hides
      • The television
    • Knows
      • They all want her to go
      • If someone wants her
    • Don’t know
      • What else to do about it
      • What love is
    • Don’t like
      • Them
    • Gets
      • Mad
      • Her dinner there
    • Starts
      • To cry
    • Takes
      • A swing
    • Can’t
      • Hit
    • Goes
      • To the store at eight
    • Walks
      • Up on St. Andrews

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[info]testiculata
2005-03-26 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Surely this is the winner?

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(no subject) - [info]skos, 2005-03-26 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tres_chouette, 2005-03-27 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]flynd, 2005-03-27 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skos, 2005-03-27 05:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pmace, 2005-03-28 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]afropuff, 2005-03-28 08:28 pm UTC

[info]lambertman
2005-03-26 04:25 pm UTC (link)
The kids are:

* forming in a straight line
* going through a tight wind
* losing their minds
* piled in the back seat
* generating steam heat
* pulsating to the backbeat
* wanting something TBD
* all revved up
NOTE: they appear to be ready to go

Recommended course of action for us:

* shoot them in the back ASAP
* go (1)

(1) Hey, ho

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take 2
[info]lambertman
2005-03-27 06:19 am UTC (link)
Things some people call me:
* space cowboy
* gangster of love
* Maurice
* someone who is doing you wrong, doing you wrong
.....(NOTE: You should not worry, not worry, not worry about that last item)

In reality, I am:
* speaking of love's pompitous
* right here, right here, right here at home
* a picker
* a grinner
* a lover
* a sinner
* a joker
* a smoker
* a toker (@ midnight)
* known to get my lovin' on the run and to play my music in the sun
* fundamentally opposed to hurting no one
* enamored of your peaches
.....(Reason: you're the cutest thing I ever did see)
* wanting to shake your tree
* in a perpetual state of lovey dovey, oo-eeee, baby.

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Re: take 2 - (Anonymous), 2005-03-27 08:56 pm UTC

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