Also have you heard the theory about t-rex arms being for dino love? I cannot find a real source but I was watching a program on National Geographic and one old guy speculated that since the tiny t-rex they found also had tiny arms it may not have been an evolutionary need to get rid of the heavy arms because our heads are so strong thing. This guy said the tiny arms were for ticking dino-lovers!
I thought T-Rex might like to know his small arms are for ticking the ladies.
"Aww he's/she's/you're so fat" doesn't work quite as well when referring to people older than...say, 12*, though, no? At least not to their face. lol
*Remains arguable, constantly being told "aww, you're so fat/chubby/cherubic! *pinch cheek*" when I was kid led me to assume that I was, indeed, fat and hopeless (I just had big cheeks, dammit!) so I let go and got obese in my teens, which is not the best time to do that.
The best time to lose weight and gain self-esteem though, is when you're a nubile college folk. So there's a happy ending to this unsolicited narrative.
I'm strongly considering this as a Christmas present for my one year old niece. I got her the T-Rex onesie for her birthday last month, and although my sister has never sent me a picture of the kid actually wearing it, I WANT TO BELIEVE. So anyhoo, she has four, maybe five teeth so far and I'm a little concerned she might eat this thing's eyes and then have to have them surgically removed from her intestines or something. What is the mean time between eyeball failure on these units? Does the warranty cover that?
They're really only recommended for ages 3 and up. The eyes are attached securely but I don't know the exact level of teething that would pull them off!
One day T-Rex was hanging out like a bad scout when he saw a pie store. The pie store was having a sale! "Buy One Pie, Get 299 Pies For Free". Oh my goodness! T-Rex had just enough money for one pie. A pie cost three dollars. So he bought one pie and got 299 free pies. What could he do will all of these dang pies?! He would eat them all. And so he did. The End.
I appear to be the only one, but the fact that he's a big round ball makes this a FAIL to me. He also seems to have somehow lost the exuberance that he shows in the strip and strikes me as looking a lot more angry and less playful.
I'd love to have a cuddly little T-Rex to hug, but not this fatty.
He's so cute! And I just wanted to let you know that I just got a pet lizard, and I've realized that I talk to him using the voice of T-Rex. The lizard is more of a Utahraptor type, but whenever I see him I just get so excited that I end up T-Rex-ing at him.
← Ctrl← Alt
Ctrl →Alt →
December 2 2009, 17:54:17 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 19:35:43 UTC 2 years ago
Anonymous
December 2 2009, 17:59:34 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 18:18:17 UTC 2 years ago
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
December 2 2009, 18:01:44 UTC 2 years ago
Now to trick a friend or relative into buying this for me...
December 2 2009, 18:11:50 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 18:08:48 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 18:33:48 UTC 2 years ago
Also have you heard the theory about t-rex arms being for dino love? I cannot find a real source but I was watching a program on National Geographic and one old guy speculated that since the tiny t-rex they found also had tiny arms it may not have been an evolutionary need to get rid of the heavy arms because our heads are so strong thing. This guy said the tiny arms were for ticking dino-lovers!
I thought T-Rex might like to know his small arms are for ticking the ladies.
December 2 2009, 18:37:25 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 18:37:38 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 18:39:38 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 22:09:24 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 19:37:22 UTC 2 years ago
Too bad nobody I know is actually aware that I read this comic. Damn!
December 2 2009, 20:03:37 UTC 2 years ago
T-Rex had a good Thanksgiving
"Aww he's/she's/you're so fat" doesn't work quite as well when referring to people older than...say, 12*, though, no? At least not to their face. lol*Remains arguable, constantly being told "aww, you're so fat/chubby/cherubic! *pinch cheek*" when I was kid led me to assume that I was, indeed, fat and hopeless (I just had big cheeks, dammit!) so I let go and got obese in my teens, which is not the best time to do that.
The best time to lose weight and gain self-esteem though, is when you're a nubile college folk. So there's a happy ending to this unsolicited narrative.
The end.
2 years ago
2 years ago
December 2 2009, 20:10:54 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 20:10:59 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 20:15:38 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 22:41:30 UTC 2 years ago
December 3 2009, 13:20:07 UTC 2 years ago
December 2 2009, 22:50:13 UTC 2 years ago
December 3 2009, 02:57:27 UTC 2 years ago
December 3 2009, 03:24:27 UTC 2 years ago
December 3 2009, 13:20:19 UTC 2 years ago
2 years ago
December 3 2009, 03:53:20 UTC 2 years ago
Let's talk failure modes...
I'm strongly considering this as a Christmas present for my one year old niece. I got her the T-Rex onesie for her birthday last month, and although my sister has never sent me a picture of the kid actually wearing it, I WANT TO BELIEVE. So anyhoo, she has four, maybe five teeth so far and I'm a little concerned she might eat this thing's eyes and then have to have them surgically removed from her intestines or something. What is the mean time between eyeball failure on these units? Does the warranty cover that?December 3 2009, 13:20:55 UTC 2 years ago
Re: Let's talk failure modes...
They're really only recommended for ages 3 and up. The eyes are attached securely but I don't know the exact level of teething that would pull them off!2 years ago
December 3 2009, 04:37:07 UTC 2 years ago
One day T-Rex was hanging out like a bad scout when he saw a pie store. The pie store was having a sale! "Buy One Pie, Get 299 Pies For Free". Oh my goodness! T-Rex had just enough money for one pie. A pie cost three dollars. So he bought one pie and got 299 free pies. What could he do will all of these dang pies?! He would eat them all. And so he did. The End.
December 3 2009, 07:15:00 UTC 2 years ago
2 years ago
December 3 2009, 10:52:17 UTC 2 years ago
December 3 2009, 13:08:42 UTC 2 years ago
I'd love to have a cuddly little T-Rex to hug, but not this fatty.
December 11 2009, 18:30:46 UTC 2 years ago
December 3 2009, 13:24:16 UTC 2 years ago
December 3 2009, 13:37:36 UTC 2 years ago
QUESTION: the mans under his feet and the CD aren't actually included, right?
December 3 2009, 13:50:14 UTC 2 years ago
December 3 2009, 17:29:33 UTC 2 years ago
I love that he is perpetually in second-panel position, which is my favorite part of every comic, and life.
Anonymous
December 3 2009, 18:19:12 UTC 2 years ago
The Awesomeness right here!
Aw its so cute! I want one! Did you make it yourself?December 4 2009, 03:37:03 UTC 2 years ago
I don't typically wish I was born later, but I envy the mirth one who's currently 8 will obviously have with this.
December 4 2009, 05:03:30 UTC 2 years ago
← Ctrl← Alt
Ctrl →Alt →