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The Longest Poem in the World [Aug. 28th, 2009|09:39 am]

It scans twitter updates and combines two lines that rhyme to form couplets. The results are pretty great!

this my first time seeing this show... and these women r a trip
I will stand up and shout. I declare mutiny on this ship.

She could spin around and keep the dick still inside .
I wake up and it's still hot outside. :(

Its my weekend now. I get to relax and drink cheap beer.
And for my next trick, I shall make these biscuits disappear!
And it on. Just like that.
i see wings and a hat

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[User Picture]From: qwantz
2009-08-28 01:44 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: qwantz
2009-08-28 01:45 pm (UTC)
I met a guy with Gucci hat and he's as tall as hell
Hates the older years of sabrina and saved by the bell :/
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[User Picture]From: demongoldfish
2009-08-28 02:26 pm (UTC)
this is amazing
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[User Picture]From: demongoldfish
2009-08-28 02:31 pm (UTC)
cleaned my room, got my school stuff together, and now i'm going to bed!
Im so nauseous and I have that Puke In My Mouth song in my head.

Is now ready and off to see Pedro, Winston, Fluff and charlie...
The soups are Italian Sausage, and Mushroom Barley

I wonder how long i could last in a poetry class if i just handed these in.
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[User Picture]From: lestatsgirl
2009-08-28 02:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you for sharing! That is so extremely excellent!
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[User Picture]From: cdk
2009-08-28 02:56 pm (UTC)
Wherein I learn that many smileys rhyme with "me":

you took one step and now its the end of me...
But tonight is quite hot and wants nothing: D
Really sad and lonely. Need someone to come cuddle with me.
Time to get kids and myself ready for church. Tweet later. ;-P
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[User Picture]From: darnn
2009-08-28 03:11 pm (UTC)
That's because it parses them as D and P.
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[User Picture]From: lainiest
2009-08-28 03:03 pm (UTC)
maybe it's just me but it comes across more as the longest rap in the world

that deaf dumb and blind kid SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL
its the weekend!!! drinking, the fair, and football!!!

do the DANCE! you're always there for music and me
If you can see and believe it, it shall be...
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[User Picture]From: theacidqueen
2009-08-28 03:09 pm (UTC)
wow. computer generated flarf. that's actually scary!
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[User Picture]From: mister_p
2009-08-28 04:00 pm (UTC)
I'm making my computer text-to-speech it, it's so good. Although this round is a little depressing.

I used to have a handle on life. And then it broke.
I'm tired, wet, and depressed. My job is a joke.

help me GOD.. and wish me luck..
cold and cloudy outside. yuck

I hope everyone and their day is going well?
I it when it rains and the after smell.

hide and seek ain't the game, cos you'll never find what you are looking for.
and why does a potential employer need my credit score?

Just discovered a blood orange and it looks as creepy as it sounds...
Dog is a little better. Goat is alive and well. Hope abounds.
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[User Picture]From: mister_p
2009-08-28 04:01 pm (UTC)
I honestly couldn't write a poem that good if I tried.
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[User Picture]From: evilgoatbob
2009-08-28 04:47 pm (UTC)
banking. and still trying to do packing... (after dentist perhaps)

Turkey Vegetable Soup and Buffalo Chicken Wraps!!!
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[User Picture]From: evilgoatbob
2009-08-28 04:48 pm (UTC)
i swear its you that my heart beats for and it wont stop

time to clean up the remains here and go to the shop.

And she is also way way way OVERRATED

did you know whales and hippos are... related?
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[User Picture]From: soultron
2009-08-28 05:23 pm (UTC)
Oh man, that is awesome.

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[User Picture]From: stillbornteen
2009-08-28 05:39 pm (UTC)
Take pictures of militia members and their homes.
sigh. life suck w.o tv and internet, holmes.
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[User Picture]From: qwantz
2009-08-28 05:53 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: ferrouswheel
2009-08-28 10:58 pm (UTC)
I can second this, therefore your statement is now verified.
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[User Picture]From: crypticpress
2009-08-28 07:34 pm (UTC)
Is this really the world's longest poem, or the world's longest limerick?
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[User Picture]From: soph
2009-09-01 08:44 am (UTC)
It isn't a limerick, no,
since as I'm about to show,
It's just not the same
as the format you name,
and as such, it just doesn't flow.
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[User Picture]From: blue_icicle
2009-08-28 10:11 pm (UTC)

dang, enjambment!!!!

i have come a long way now and im not going back
Home. Had a snack and installing the os on the mac
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[User Picture]From: blackxmage
2009-08-29 02:57 am (UTC)
and then there were two...
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[User Picture]From: lexicomane
2009-08-29 07:00 am (UTC)
there are ways to work online and earn
Grab a beer and let it burn.
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[User Picture]From: lexicomane
2009-08-29 07:03 am (UTC)
job searching and being grounded sucks
Making hemp and drinking star bucks

Prescription drugs and a crack pipe were found at the scene.
I'm going to be a Rock and Roll Queen.
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From: mithent
2009-08-29 09:56 am (UTC)
in LAX next stop Seattle (again...) and then Vancouver.
I'm a mover, a smoother and a midnight groover.

And of course they want everything done yesterday.
And what exactly constitutes world class anyway?

sex and white lies... my toxic valentine

need to get a router, made some kick ass noodles and turkey.
Why do I have a strange and strong urge for beef jerky?

Making cherry syrup for cheese cake and pancakes.
milk and cookies is not the cure for headaches

And the rust chewed through the anchor chain, and out to sea we're cast.
Okay one thing to do now. Get out and get out fast.
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[User Picture]From: scottmale24
2009-08-29 07:43 pm (UTC)
Showing off the studio to a friend, and making plans for shows...
The mummy and the simpsons ride is the best, just got done with those.

I love the USA, and I love our President
My mind is haunted, full of sadness and torment

life and love is so hard!!!
bills and a birthday card

At the Boys and Girls Club
With jim sam matt and dub

This is amazing. Thank you.

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From: (Anonymous)
2009-08-29 09:54 pm (UTC)
And Drugs don't solve problems. They create more.
I'm gonna move this chair and block the door.

like the cain and abel
I'm willing and able.

Nothing bad and nothing good
Milk the cow and chopping wood.

this is like an intense tegan and sara song.
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[User Picture]From: mahkia
2009-08-30 03:42 pm (UTC)
This is quite possibly the best thing in the universe.
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[User Picture]From: bottledlife
2009-08-31 12:08 am (UTC)
Just got high and laid !!!!
and i was afraid.
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[User Picture]From: ohthatconnor
2009-08-31 02:03 am (UTC)
facial and massage with mom
steak and rice!!! NOM NOM NOM (:
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-08-31 02:56 pm (UTC)
ADHD poems.
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[User Picture]From: arrrwwk
2009-08-31 04:28 pm (UTC)
you walk and talk like you're the new sensation...
Sick as hell and in need of medication

Why am i so stupid and oblivious? I hate my life
Getting out of the office today and having lunch with the wife.

You alone are God, I an Yours and You are mine.
oh, and I can go home and have a glass of wine

And the day starts in my gold gym shorts
watching tv and than going to sports

lol :)
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-08-31 04:58 pm (UTC)
will i ever discover why i live and die?
mickey mouse vs wolverine, who would win? And why?

Rise and shine world, training camp has begun
Back yard. Birds chirping. gin and tonic. Sun

getting more and more nervous!
Call better lock and key service
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-08-31 05:24 pm (UTC)
I found these all on a single page. Most aren't particularly funny, but 4 couplets that make sense all on a single page is pretty neat.

Finally sunny and warm.
and the calm after the storm

On my lunch break bout to get some snacks at fresh and easy
What a beautiful day. Not too hot cool and breezy.

It's just a new beginning... and this time, a real one.
I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit and run

And the day starts in my gold gym shorts
watching tv and than going to sports
(this one has been posted already)
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-08-31 05:31 pm (UTC)
No job and no gas to get to other interview. Fail. Time for rum.
Both cars packed. Just waiting on family and to box up booze
I got way too cocky, and when that happens you always lose.

Getting ready for a week of fun and relaxation!
popcorn and chocolate milk ? PERFECT COMBINATION?
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-08-31 09:50 pm (UTC)
This made me chuckle

And God spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,

Well i am back from my Med cruise and I am still swaying!
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